The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is
"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"
keep him. put a ring on it.
These get more and more ridiculous as it goes on.. bracelets? sweaters? shut the fuck up dudes I’m going to wear whatever the hell I want, and while I’m at it, how about I tell you what you can and can’t wear, if you can even fathom the idea that men might not dress the way women want them to, either.